Ben Johnson

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Speaks fluent Swedish
  • Divorced
  • Has been philosophy teacher
  • Worked for the US Department of Labor
  • Has degrees in Psychology and Economics
  • Loves farting and womanizing

3 PET PEEVES:

  • Religious people
  • Laziness
  • Fashion whores

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • 5’10”-6’0”
  • Blonde
  • Baby-faced
  • Feminine but intelligent

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Take Me Out” – Franz Ferdinand
  • “The Big Payback” – James Brown
  • “Hot for Teacher” – Van Halen

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Speaking Swedish
  • Golfing
  • Talking in accents and weird voices


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