Dennis Jankowski

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Afraid of people touching his nipples
  • Fear of clowns
  • Owned snakes and lizards
  • Squeamish when it comes to blood
  • Has more products in his bathroom than most women
  • Great with family and kids
  • Doesn’t like to cuddle
  • Knows most 90’s TV show theme songs

3 PET PEEVES:

  • Fake nails & hair
  • Obnoxious women
  • Smokers

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Shorter than 5’7″
  • Sense of humor
  • Can have an intelligent conversation
  • Beautiful eyes
  • Someone real
  • Cooks for me
  • Nice ass
  • Someone fun

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Human Nature” – Michael Jackson
  • “The Real Me” – Zebrahead
  • “Come Original” – 311

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Singing
  • Scooby Doo & Shaggy impression
  • Named 90’s theme songs

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