Jared Goodloe

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Collects men’s magazines
  • Is afraid of mice and spiders
  • Lets dogs kiss him on the mouth
  • Can play the violin, clarinet and piano
  • Hits the gym
  • Is obsessed with Starbucks

3 PET PEEVES:

  • People who sneeze down his neck
  • Bad breath
  • Aggressive chewer

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Curvaceous
  • Has long legs
  • Has to be a lady
  • Girl who doesn’t shave or wax
  • Is shorter than him
  • If she has fake nails, hair or boobs it has to look good

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Empire State of Mind” – Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys
  • “Dirty Money” – P. Diddy
  • “Venus vs Mars” – Jay Z

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Impersonates his grandma
  • Can play the violin, clarinet and piano
  • Does the voice of Madea

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