John Fein

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Has a stuffed animal named Fried Rice
  • Injured his knee during sex
  • Obsessed with shopping
  • Total brand whore
  • Despises white, creamy things like Mayonnaise
  • Great with family and kids
  • Always punctual or early
  • Can’t live without hair gel

3 PET PEEVES:

  • Cankles
  • People who crack their knuckles
  • Obnoxious women

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • A woman who pays attention
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Takes care of herself
  • Likes to have fun
  • Wholesome, good looking
  • Someone appreciative of what he does for her
  • Has something going on besides a relationship

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Hungry Eyes” – Eric Carmen
  • “What is Love” – Haddoway
  • “All Night Long” – Lionel Ritchie

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Plays the kazoo/obo/clarinet
  • Volley ball skills
  • Bat Mitzvah dance

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