Keith Blaser

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Dated former Playboy playmate
  • Considers his penis his best body part
  • Has the diet of a five year old child
  • Gets massages and facials and has more beauty products than most women
  • Used to collect pogs as a kid

PET PEEVES:

  • High pitched voices
  • Too much makeup
  • Girls that smell bad
  • Smokers

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Brunette
  • Big boobs
  • Long hair
  • Good teeth
  • Southern belles

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Killing in the Name Of” – Rage Against the Machine
  • “Bad to the Bone” – George Thorogood
  • “Angel” – Dave Matthews

SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Motivational speaking
  • Speaks German

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