Keith Wolfe

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Street performer/clown
  • Has worked for Cirque du Soleil
  • Used to date a rich girl
  • No car/no house
  • Can make up to $1000 a day 

3 PET PEEVES:

  • Pill poppers
  • Laziness
  • Superficial women

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Pinup look/50s retro
  • Dark hair
  • Fair skin
  • Blue eyes
  • Straightforward and honest
  • Supports his lifestyle

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “The Road” – Frank Turner
  • “This Giant Robot Kills” – MC Lars
  • “Tears of a Clown” – Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Juggling (knives, grenades, chainsaws, anything)
  • Unicycling
  • Fire breathing

 

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