Mark Cuddy

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • Is only 5’5” tall
  • Was the homecoming mascot in college
  • Won award for fastest 100 yard dash
  • Loves Taco Bell
  • Likes a girl to leave on leather boots during sex
  • Used to collect troll dolls
  • Not good with his hands
  • Usually always late
  • Loves watching the Ellen show

3 PET PEEVES:

  • Messy girls
  • Too much makeup
  • Gross bathrooms

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Big Boobs
  • Athletic – bikini’s
  • Great Smile
  • Sense of humor
  • Does little things without him asking
  • Good kisser
  • Someone clean

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “We Are Young” – Fun.
  • “Midnight City” – M83
  • “Levels” – Avicii

3 SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Woody Woodpecker impersonation
  • Chest pec pop
  • Can eat fire
  • Juggles liquor bottles

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