Michael Schwartzbach

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TWISTS & TURNS:

  • OCD
  • Likes online dating
  • Tends to fall for girls really fast
  • 4th and 6th grade teacher
  • Used to work in entertainment and hated it
  • His mom tried to set him up with a cousin accidentally

PET PEEVES:

  • Smokers
  • Girls with cats
  • Movie talkers
  • Couples who sit next to each other while eating
  • “LOL” and “OMG” girls

HIS PERFECT GIRL:

  • Large breasts
  • “I’m the United Nations when it comes to dating.”
  • Shorter than him

3 ENTRANCE SONGS:

  • “Born in the USA” – Bruce Springsteen
  • “Cherry Cherry” – Neil Diamond
  • “If You Leave Me Now” – Chicago

SPECIAL SKILLS / TALENTS:

  • Cooking
  • Science experiments

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