Christina Evans

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Deep Dark Secret:  She dated a black guy who had the smallest penis she’d ever seen.

HER IDEAL MAN:

  • Football player type
  • Big shoulders
  • Caucasian
  • Funny but not too goofy
  • Has a job

HER 3 WORST TRAITS:

  • Chews her thumb cuticles
  • Impatient
  • Gets stressed out too easily

TURNOFFS IN MEN:

  • PDA
  • Has children
  • Living with parents
  • Popped collars
  • Blowouts
  • Stubborn guys
  • Plays video games

UNIQUE QUALITIES:

  • Does not recognize President Obama
  • Thinks the show “New Girl” was based on her
  • Has a problem “acting like a grown up”

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