Jamie Wright

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Deep Dark Secret: Seriously, she can’t talk to a black guy without thinking about his penis.

HER IDEAL MAN:

  • Tall: 6’4”-6’7”
  • Athletic
  • Any ethnicity as long as he’s tall
  • Would date someone overweight if they were funny
  • “Leader of the pack”

HER 3 WORST TRAITS:

  • Chews her cuticles “like she’s hungry”
  • Messy
  • Judgmental

TURNOFFS IN MEN:

  • “Bros”—flat billed caps, etc.
  • Short guys
  • Guys that are too into themselves
  • Rude to people—especially wait staff
  • Wears fedoras

UNIQUE QUALITIES:

  • Extremely tall
  • Can’t talk to black men because all she thinks about is their penis
  • Allergic to alcohol but drinks it anyway
  • Rides horses
  • Knows how to robot dance and moonwalk
  • Was obsessed with Michael Jackson

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