Kelly Brock

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Deep Dark Secret:  Wants butt injections.

HER IDEAL MAN:

  • Can tolerate her insane energy and wild laugh
  • Funny and energetic
  • Has to have facial hair
  • Wants a family one day
  • Has a job, a home, and a car

HER 3 WORST TRAITS:

  • Ridiculously loud
  • Speaks in man voices
  • Blunt (bordering on rude)

TURNOFFS IN MEN:

  • Jobless men
  • Guys who answer a question with a question
  • Bald faces
  • Dumb people
  • Geekiness
  • Guidos

UNIQUE QUALITIES:

  • Calls herself Kelly Kell the Hype Girl
  • Whimsically traveling the country with no job and no home.
  • Can seriously bust a move
  • Crazy laugh

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