Maureen Downey

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Deep Dark Secret:  Formerly fat girl! Beautiful today, but imagine her when she had an extra 100 pounds on her.

HER IDEAL MAN:

  • Musician
  • Tattoos
  • Sense of humor
  • Stability
  • Good family

HER 3 WORST TRAITS:

  • Frustrated by incompetence
  • Procrastination
  • Sarcastic personality

TURNOFFS IN MEN:

  • Stupidity
  • Ignorance
  • Homelessness
  • Jobless
  • Drug dealers
  • Lack of ambition

UNIQUE QUALITIES:

  • Extremely good at oral sex
  • Can put leg behind head
  • Talks like Mae West when she gets nervous
  • Avid hula hooper

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